Quotes :P

These are some quotes that I like, have made an impression on me, make me laugh...ect.

"It didn't rain on my parade, the float exploded" ~ Courtney

"Shit hit the fan" ~I first heard it from Vivian and

"I don't give a flaming fuck" ~ unknown

"Bloody whanka" ~when Laryn says it

"I hate theatre" ~ Drowsy Chaperone

"What kind of society are we if we can't compare pornography to musical theatre?" ~Drowsy Chaperone

"I didn't pay $100 dollars to have the fourth wall come crashing down in my lap" ~ Drowsy Chaperone

"You told Harpo to beat me? HELL NO!" ~ Color Purple

"I am exactly where I need to be, I need to be exactly where I am" ~ Amy Steinberg

"Elbo, it's our word for lesbians" ~anon

"I will distract myself. Oo look! Where? Ahhh!" ~Happy Feet

"Sometimes people just aren't that stupid" ~ me

"Stay in school, don't do drugs" ~ Godspell (Laryn again)

"It's just that... Wahh!!" ~me

"Her dress is so short she's going to trip over her vagina" ~Arthur

"Mmmm, daddy likes!" ~Gene

"You know in England they call them fags?" ~Laryn

"Nice cover for the rehersal from hell!" ~ Ms. Weagly

"Sometimes people just like to fuck with your heart" ~ a teacher

"So you're having a pretty shity day" ~ a teacher (love 'em both!)

"Did you just say we sounded too butch?" ~Abby

"Don't tell me you were just talking to your vagina" ~ Betsy

"I was salutating my vagina" ~ me

"How to salutate your vagina," say I, Arthur ::leans over to look at my spread legs:: "How do you do?"

"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this." ~ 300

"I'm so nosy" ~ me

"After all that's what your mouth is for, " ~ Abby. "Yeah. Good things, good things, good things..."~me

"I would rather regret having done it than regret not having tried it at all. Bitching and moaning can come later." ~me

"I'm an appetizer." ~ me

"You're a whanker number 9!" ~Luce and Rachel, Imagine Me and You

"Four Catholics, a Jew, and Taylor," ~we know who we are...

"I'll teach you to float if you push me in," ~Abby's modifying of a song

"Let them have fucking cake!" ~me on the French Revolution

"Were you going to say something corny?" ~Abby

::fart:: ~ you know who you are... lol, best ice breaker in the world

"You guys are so weird!" ~ Rebecca Fleminger

"I just joined a line if lesbians." ~ Ashleigh

"The sea is just a wetter version of the sky" ~ Regina Specktor

"I can't help it if I'm helpless everytime I'm with you." ~ Leanne Rhymes

"I just watched a gay guy gag on mr. pibb." ~ Shane in his nonchalant way

"You stole my cherry!" "That's what she said." ~ me, Shane

"I'm waiting for a certain lesbian to get her ass over here!" ~Courtney

"It's Titanic with nasty teeth." ~ Ms. Hilley on Pirates 3

"I'm looking for corny in my life." ~ The Holiday, Iris

"I never realized how pathetic you were," said a random co-worker, "I know. And I'm totally aware of it," sas Iris. ~ The Holiday

"You're supposed to be the leading lady of your own life." ~ The Holiday

"You kinda had your chance, and you farted on it." ~ Meg

"Patheticness is radiating." ~anon

"I just made a stupid." ~ me

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~ blog things

"I'm trying to solve my life." ~ me

"If my dreams were desitny, I would so be looking forward to my life." ~ me

"It's easier to make a hole than build a pole." ~ Courtney

"Well it sure as shit ain't sad." ~ Danny Ocean

"I'm a lesbian. Hear me roar ::burp::" ~ Me

"I looked at my tarrot cards and you're not in my future." ~ Danny

"...a douche bag with a mowhawk." ~How I Met Your Mother

"I'm pouting. This is me pouting." ~ Meg (over the phone)

"People are stupid. They make me happy." ~ Meg

"It's like a smoking vagina!" ~Taylor

"I just don't want to wake up one morning and discover she's been crushed by a rock slide." ~ Torch Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

"What did you do yesterday that was so funny?" "I smoked a vagina." ~ Taylor, Me

"My dreams make more sense then my life does." ~ Me

"I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson

"Oh, she's seen a parrot! That must mean it's all gonna be okay!" -on Pirates of the Caribbean commentary - Keira Knightley

"Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry." - John Lennon

"Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - R. Kennedy

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood". --Oscar Wilde

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". ~Gandhi

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." ~Robin Williams

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you 50,000 dollars for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." ~Marilyn Monroe

"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". ~ Garth Brooks

"It not my fault you have the emotional capacity of a teaspoon." ~ Harmione Granger

"You might not like him, but Dumbledore's got style," ~ Harry Potter 5

"Every party needs a pooper, and this family is full of shit heads." ~ me

"Lesbians aren't vegitarians." ~ me

"Sometimes I've believed upto six impossible things before breakfast!" ~ Lewis Caroll

"Life isn't perfect and Walgreens doesn't have what I want, damnit." ~ me

"Stephanie is so good, that she can make people orgasm with her gaze." ~ Chantal

"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear." ~ Shane, from the L Word

"At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate." ~Mererdith Grey's Anatomy

"The world is full of fuckers and they don't wanna fuck me..." ~ anon

"Take a peek into my soul." ~me

"If you want people to stop treating you like crap, stop taking it and demand something better." ~Christina, Grey's Anatomy

"If you have two people ina sleeping bag and they really like eachother, wouldn't that be a fucking bag? A bag in which you fuck?" ~ Erin G

"This coffee tastes like shitty poop." ~ Alice, The L Word

"I know how to break a penis" ~ me (as Gwen in Calling All Girls) blooper

"Mutha fucka!" ~ Calling All Girls

"I'm a hand whore, not a vagina whore," ~ Jessie as Holly Calling All Girls

"I'll cut yo shit off!" ~ Calling All Girls

"There was Holly's va jay jay, flappin' in the breeze *pop air cannon*" ~ Calling All Girls

"Yeah, I'm pretty much dead inside," ~ Holly, Calling All Girls

"I really like sex." ~ Gwen (me) Calling All Girls

"Look, it's suddently fall...it fell today." ~ Tessa

"They're people who know what they're doing. Or at least they're trying really hard..." ~Marcia Kear, on authors who use but, and, or because to begin a sentence.

"Leave me alone and let me come up with my own brilliant shit." ~ me to my literacy narrative

"What if you tried to sing it?" ~ Pris Hagen, on Kevin's and my scene

::runs to door. door won't open:: ~ rehersal for scene with Kevin, me btw